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This was another weak episode, yes Maddie is back, that’s just not enough to make me laugh.
The highlight of this episode was the kiss between Maddie and Zack, or what has been named on the internet the Ashley Tisdale / Dylan Sprouse kiss.

But anyway, here are the highlights of Dylan Sprouse.

Zack: Hey, sweet thang, how about some sugar?
Maddie: Come here.
Zack: (vomits in the hottub and opens his arms wide to hug Maddie)
Maddie: I think I’ll pass.
Cody: For future reference, you shouldn’t store food with underpants.
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This is more like Brenda Song’s moment than Dylan’s but it’s funny nevertheless.
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Zack finally gets the kiss from Maddie and defeats the prince. The kiss from the episode is filmed from a different angle than the picture, let’s say “less hot”.
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Suite Life on Deck
Maddie on Deck
Season: 1
Episode: 13
First Aired: 1/16/2009
Cole Sprouse (Cody Martin)
Dylan Sprouse (Zack Martin)

Episode overview:
Maddie Fitzpatrick returns! She gains a new friend in Bailey. Prince Jeffy of Linchtenstamp, who’s only 8 years old, falls in love with Maddie and wants her hand in marriage. If she refuses, the ship cannot leave, so it’s up to Zack and Cody to save her honor and get the ship back on the seas.

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This was the most boring episode in the history of the Suite Life.
The highlight of this episode was another cameo by Cheyne Richards. Lol Cheyne is that the same T-shirt? I guess they were filming these two episodes together.

But anyway, here are the highlights of Dylan Sprouse.

Cody and Zack are in India trying to meet a guru. After a long climb to the top of the mountain where the guru’s temple is located, they arrive exhausted. Especially Zack who somehow finds enough energy to pull a dance to the “Funky Frog” ringtone.

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This is short and sweet. Zack asks guru “Yogy” where is Boo Boo? With reference to the Yogy Bear cartoons. I think they did this scene many times because Dylan is laughing while he acts, but they went trough with it after all.
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Zack and Cody are realizing that they are charged extra for everything and wonder if this guru stuff it’s just a business. They even sell video games like “Sitar Hero”
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Suite Life on Deck
The Mommy and the Swami
Season: 1
Episode: 12
First Aired: 1/9/2009
Cole Sprouse (Cody Martin)
Dylan Sprouse (Zack Martin)

Episode overview:
Cody drags Zack along with him to meet a yoga guru on a mountaintop only to discover that Nirvana comes at a price. Meanwhile, Padma returns to the ship and asks for London’s help in deceiving her mother into believing she has been at sea school.

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Best “Dylan moments” from Of Clocks and Contracts

Zack studies his mother’s contract renewal and spots a bad deal.
Zack: You know what? You deserve a raise, some more vacation time, a suite with two bedrooms.
Carey: I want that! Finally, I can have my own bedroom!
Zack: Well, actually, I was thinking one for me and one for Cody, but you can bunk with Cody.
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Zack is representing his mother as an agent in the negotiations with Moesby. Some funny moments with Dylan Sprouse in a suit, acting at his best and calling Carrie a “Glamour Puss”
When Zack is talking about Carey shaking her goodies that refers to the Ciara music video “Goodies”.
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Zack flirts with a woman who was waiting in line for the auditions, then he is approached by a clown. We know how Dylan likes clowns
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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Of Clocks and Contracts
Season: 3
Episode: 11
First Aired: 9/15/2007
Cole Sprouse (Cody Martin)
Dylan Sprouse (Zack Martin)

Episode overview:
Zack tries to negotiate a better contract for Carey as the Tipton’s nightly singer, but ends up making things worse for Carey. Nia and London both want Cody’s help with their science projects, but they frustrate Cody so badly, thats he bails out on them. How will London and Nia finish their projects without Cody’s help?

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Best “Dylan moments” from Sleepover Suite

Zack explains to London what they are doing in her room, why the room is messy and why “Marble-me” isn’t in it’s place. “We sent out your bust. To get buffed. In Buffalo.”
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London asks Zack to drew her bath and he thinks she meant to actually drew it on paper. Then when she is in the tub she is using the “loofah” she found next to the toilet. LOL
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Because she couldn’t sleep, London asks Zack to replicate the sounds of her “sounds machine” and he imitates the sounds of the French Riviera Mediterranean Sea by adding “Les” in front of every sound.
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Watch Zack kiss two girls and get slapped twice by the same girls. Watch his hair fly from the power of the slap. Did “Betsy” really slapped him good? It looks very real.
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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Sleepover Suite
Season: 3
Episode: 7
First Aired: 7/28/2007
Dylan Sprouse (Zack Martin)
Cole Sprouse (Cody Martin)

Episode overview:
Zack and Cody rent out London’s Suite while she is out of town so that Stacie, a cute girl from school, can have a sleepover birthday party at the hotel.

Best “Dylan moments” from Showgirls

Zack is listening to the RedSox game on headphones hidden under a “traditional Siberian fur ushanka”
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Zack, Cody and Woody sneak out after curfew to catch the Starlight Follies dancing girls.
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When Zack is giving his presentation about Las Vegas, he is saying “You got to know when to fold them, know when to hold them.” This is most likely a reference to Kenny Rogers’ song The Gambler.
Zack recognizes the heart foot bracelet that Miss Tutweiller wears.
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Suite Life on Deck
Showgirls
Season: 1
Episode: 5
First Aired: 10/17/2008
Dylan Sprouse (Zack Martin)
Cole Sprouse (Cody Martin)

Episode overview:
Zack convinces Cody to sneak out after curfew to catch the Starlight Follies show on the ship. After they finally make it past the security guard and into the show, they begin to think that their teacher, Miss Tutweiller, is one of the showgirls. Meanwhile, London and Bailey are on a mission to prove that Miss Tutweiller is dating Mr. Moseby after overhearing a conversation between the two.